And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.

He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk.

Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other things might be on this house.

Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.