Thinking. This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Who knows what the future holds.
Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in.
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.