You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope.

But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people, eh? Never quite believin' anything? Thinkin' the wrong thoughts?

Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.

No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.

It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's all. People see what they think is there.

"There's a door," he whispered. "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think," said Rincewind.