If he'd been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, "That's what I call sorted!" Since he wasn't a hero, he threw up.

'Don't think of it as dying,' said Death. 'Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.'

Oh, there's plenty of reasons. I just don't know which one.

The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.

I was a very keen reader of science fiction, and during the time I was going to libraries, it was good, written by people who knew their science.

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.

Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke.