If you don't know when to be a human being, you don't know when to be a witch.

And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch. And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence?

Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.

It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long.

If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail.

People are often so busy living that they never stop to wonder why.

THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.