Books bend space and time. One reason the owners of those aforesaid little rambling, poky secondhand bookshops always seem slightly unearthly is that many of them really are, having strayed into this world after taking a wrong turning in their own bookshops in worlds where it is considered commendable business practice to wear carpet slippers all the time and open your shop only when you feel like it.

The jurisdiction of a good man extends to the end of the world.

As far as Death was aware, the sole reason for any human association with pigs and lambs was as a prelude to chops and sausages. Quite why they should dress up for children’s wallpaper as well was a mystery. Hello, little folk, this is what you’re going to eat… He felt that if only he could find the key to it, he’d know a lot more about human beings.

SCIENCE: a way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION, but science is better because it comes up with more understandable excuses when it's wrong.

A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And sex too, of course.

The man gave a shrug which indicated that, although the world did indeed have many problems, this was one of them that was not his.

A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force.