The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

The nice thing about your police procedural as opposed to your classic murder mystery is that in a murder mystery you don't know who did it. Whereas in a police procedural you know, you know everything often and you're watching the police home in.

I got into science fiction by being interested in astronomy first.

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.

If anyone wants one my advise is to go where the orthodox Jews shop, because when it comes to a big black fedora, the guys with ringlets and long black coats definitely know a stylish hat when they see one. You want to get it home and use a hot steaming kettle, and bob's your uncle - you have a hat with all the right curves!

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.