What's the good of having mastery over cosmic balance and knowing the secrets of fate if you can't blow something up?
Terry PratchettThe only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.
Terry PratchettIt is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole.
Terry PratchettTake the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.
Terry Pratchett