He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.

You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?" "Only a man would think of that. It's our job," said Moist. "If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will.

Anyway, just because you're sworn enemies doesn't mean you can't be friends, does it?

Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.

WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?

Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am.

A police procedural novel can be even funnier if the police include Trolls and Dwarves and things like that. You start looking at the whole basis of the cop novel. You get the cop moving in a different way when you've actually set it in a fantasy city.