He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.

Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.

She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.

...Roland de Chumsfanleigh (it wasn't his fault).

And our lady friend, she thinks life works like a fairy tale.' Well, that’s harmless, isn’t it?' Yeah, but in fairy tales, when someone dies... it’s just a word.

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Anyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears and one of them razorblade saddles and purple paint and everything, and they gave me this light blue one. With a basket. A girl's bike.' 'Well. You're a girl,' said one of the others. 'That's sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they're a girl.