Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do, everywhere. No-one sees them arrive. The logical explaination is that the franchise includes the stall, the paper hat and a small gas-powered time machine.]

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Dark Fantasy is just another way of saying Horror.

The thing about stories is you have to pick the ones that last.

Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist.

Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals

It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that involves putting on a suit and ringing people's doorbells; but the kind that involves having your own TV network and getting people to send you money.