Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!" "Can't we do anything about it?" "No!" "Then I can't see the sense in panicking," said Twoflower calmly.

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.

We sleepwalk through our lives, because how could we live if we were always this awake?

Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.

One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

Up until now I'd always though RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.