I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.

You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot. That would be murder," said the captain calmly. "Not where I'm aiming, sir.

Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.

Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.

Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.