Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn't always beat actual thought.

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

When I am old I shall wear midnight.

You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.

I'd like to stand up for the rights of people who put everything on their burger - chutney, mustard, pickle, mustard pickle, tomato sauce... It is common knowledge in my family that I can't tell the difference between a veggie burger and a meat one, because the ratio of burger to pickles is so high.

The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.