You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.
Terry PratchettKnowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.
Terry PratchettCreators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.
Terry PratchettThere's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.
Terry Pratchett