His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.
Terry PratchettCuriosity may have killed the cat, but her's curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.
Terry PratchettLast hopeless chances have got to work. Nothing makes sense otherwise. You might as well not be alive.
Terry Pratchett