Everything is a test.

No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head analysing what you think about things, and a philosophy comes.

Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

I've got wide tastes, but I don't like jazz.

This is where the gods play games with the lives of men, on a board which is at one and the same time a simple playing area and the whole world. And Fate always wins.

I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don't know how to do it, and wouldn't be any good at it if I did, so I'm going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be me, of course.

When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry.