Granddad was superstitious about books. He thought that if you had enough of them around, education leaked out, like radioactivity.
Terry Pratchett... the food was good solid stuff for a cold morning, all calories and fat and protein and maybe a vitamin crying softly because it was all alone.
Terry PratchettSomeone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.
Terry PratchettExperience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.
Terry PratchettThey called themselves the Munrungs. It meant The People, or The True Human Beings. It's what most people call themselves, to begin with. And then one day the tribe meets some other People or, if it's not been a good day, The Enemy. If only they'd think up a name like Some More True Human Beings, it'd save a lot of trouble later on
Terry Pratchett