I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment.

I would like to die peacefully with Thomas Tallis on my iPod before the disease takes me over and I hope that will not be for quite some time to come, because if I knew that I could die at any time I wanted, then suddenly every day would be as precious as a million pounds, if I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice.

Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.

Perhaps the magic would last, perhaps it wouldn't. But then again, what does?

"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry.

There are some things that are more appropriate to a children's than an adult book but there's a huge overlapping area and most kids read an age group up anyway.