I don't really plan. I'm almost intuitive about things.

All property is theft, except mine.

DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.

The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

Most armies are in fact run by their sergeants - the officers are there just to give things a bit of tone and prevent warfare becoming a mere lower-class brawl.

Many an ancient lord's last words have been, 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.'

People aren't just people, they are people surrounded by circumstances.