Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because - what with trolls and dwarfs and so on - speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.

The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was practical. You knew where you were with kindness, especially if you were holding a pie it had just given you.

My character - and for that matter my worst habits - could only be described by someone else. You can't open a box with the crowbar inside it.

Fascism may be good at making the trains run on time, but you wouldn't like some of the destinations.

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

People are often so busy living that they never stop to wonder why.