Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

Young man, the games we play are lessons we learn. The assumptions we make, things we ignore, and things we change make us what we become.

He felt that the darkness was full of unimaginable horrors - and the trouble with unimaginable horrors was that they were only too easy to imagine.

Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce.

There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

- DON’T WORRY, IT WON’T BE FOREVER. - Good. - IT MAY SEEM LIKE FOREVER.