When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice!

You’d better tell me what you know, toad,” said Tiffany. “Miss Tick isn’t here. I am.” “Another world is colliding with this one,” said the toad. “There. Happy now? That’s what Miss Tick thinks. But it’s happening faster than she expected. All the monsters are coming back.” “Why?” “There’s no one to stop them.” There was silence for a moment. “There’s me,” said Tiffany.

I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted.

[Science fiction is] out in the mainstream now. You can tell by the way mainstream literary authors pillage SF while denying they're writing it!

Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.

escapism isn't good or bad in itself. what is important is what you are escaping from and where you are escaping to.

Man just went past with a cat on his head.