I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me.
I must confess the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord Vetinari. Outright theft as a policy had never occurred to him.
Cake is not the issue here.
You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
Lots of people would be as cowardly as me if they were brave enough.
I ushered souls into the next world. I was the grave of all hope. I was the ultimate reality. I was the assassin against whom no lock would hold. - "Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?"