When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice!

Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

This is space. It's sometimes called the final frontier. (Except that of course you can't have a final frontier, because there'd be nothing for it to be a frontier to, but as frontiers go, it's pretty penultimate . . .)

See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.

I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice of English humour - that amiable, fairly liberal, laconic voice which you find in something like 'Three Men in a Boat.'

I don’t think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me.

IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather. "You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?" YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.