Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?

I imagine that fish have no word for water.

Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

Never f*!k with the ineffable.