We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.

Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.

But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight awa'.

If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.

I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him I'd bought it from the dwarves. That's the biggest part of doct'rin, really. Most people'll get over most things if they put their minds to it, you just have to give them an interest.

Never f*!k with the ineffable.