It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Terry PratchettI'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted.
Terry PratchettYou're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?" "Only a man would think of that. It's our job," said Moist. "If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will.
Terry PratchettA good banana daiquiri is hard to come by. I've only ever found one place in this country that makes a proper one, and that's in Leeds.
Terry Pratchett