Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a proper exam before they're allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean.
Terry PratchettHe said it was better to belong where you don't belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to belong there.
Terry PratchettThere is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.
Terry Pratchett