Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.

What's the orbital velocity of the moon?

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, "What happens if I do this?"

Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong... But it might.

It takes a special kind of person to fight back.

This is Morbidia," said Vlad. "Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool.

I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!