There are plenty of people who believe that Elvis is alive, or that aliens occasionally land here to do highly personal things to people, or that the whole idea of evolution is a conspiracy of godless scientists. Almost all of these people can vote and some of them have got guns.

One day all of us will die but - and this is the important thing - we are not dead yet.

The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.

I'd go for "really great writer." Although I don't think I am. I know I have a style which is recognizable. I think you can see Terry Pratchett in every book. I like doing it. I was once a journalist. And I think of myself as a journalist, and that's it.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them.