When people say "clearly" something that means there's a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren't clear at all.

You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that.

I was a very keen reader of science fiction.

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, "What happens if I do this?"

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly.

Little fussy Otto, in his red-lined black opera cloak with pockets for all his gear, his shiny black shoes, his carefully cut widow's peak and, not least, his ridiculous accent that grew thicker or thinner depending on who he was talking to, did not look like a threat. He looked funny, a joke, a music-hall vampire. It had never previously occurred to Vimes that, just possibly, the joke was on other people.

The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.