I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.

I can't stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards.

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.

I read the 'Old Testament' all the way through when I was about 13 and was horrified. A few months afterwards I read 'The Origin Of Species', hallucinating very mildly because I was in bed with flu at the time. Despite that, or because of that, it all made perfect sense.

It was also a room full of books and made of books. There was no actual furniture; this is to say, the desk and chairs were shaped out of books. It looked as though many of them were frequently referred to, because they lay open with other books used as bookmarks.