This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.
Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything.
What is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons?
When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.
Other people salted away money for their old age, but Nanny preferred to accumulate memories.
Modesty is only arrogance by stealth.