I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.

Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals

Imagination is only intelligence having fun. A healthy mind knows how to switch between worlds, and which one you need to eat and sleep in.

But, in truth, it had not exactly been gold, or even the promise of gold, but more like the fantasy of gold, the fairy dream that the gold is there, at the end of the rainbow, and will continue to be there forever - provided, naturally, that you don't go and look. This is known as finance.

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

And gears," said Anathema. "My bike didn't have gears. I'm sure my bike didn't have gears." Crowley leaned over to the angel. "Oh lord, heal this bike," he whispered sarcastically. "I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything.