Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.

Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people.

The second mouse gets the cheese!

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.

We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience

He found that he had this sudden desperate longing for the fuming, smoky streets of Ankh-Morpork, which was always at its best in the spring, when the gummy sheen on the turbid waters of the Ankh River had a special iridescence and the eaves were full of birdsong, or at least birds coughing rhythmically

No one knew where you were before you were born, but when you were born, it wasn't long before you found you'd arrived with your return ticket already punched.