Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting with one particularly sad case, she tells her mentor, "It shouldn't be like this." Her mentor replies, "There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

Lots of ingenuity gets you through times with no money better than money gets you through times of no ingenuity.

It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that involves putting on a suit and ringing people's doorbells; but the kind that involves having your own TV network and getting people to send you money.