I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.
Terry PratchettYou were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.
Terry PratchettGranny sighed. "You have learned something," she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. "They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
Terry PratchettIt is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum.
Terry Pratchett