Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.

If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother.

Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?

It is important that we know where we come from, because if you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going. And if you don't know where you're going, you're probably going wrong.

In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.

Vimes had got around to a Clean Desk policy. It was a Clean Floor strategy that eluded him at the moment.

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.