"And what would humans be without love?" Rare, said Death.

I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.

Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?

Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!

- I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! - No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise we would be at it all day.

Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.

At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.