Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

There are millions of chords. There are millions of numbers. And everyone forgets the one that is a zero. But without the zero, numbers are just arithmetic. Without the empty chord, music is just noise.

Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn’t trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have a mirror.

Creatures which, lacking mankind's superior brain power, did not concern themselves with finding someone to blame, and instead tried to find someone to eat.

People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.