Up until now I'd always though RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.

I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy.

History tends to change people who think they're changing it.

What’s this here,” he said suspiciously, “about us got to give you faggots?” Oh, we have to have them,” said Newt, “We burn them.” Say what?” We burn them.” The guard’s face broadened into a grin. And they’d told him England was soft. “Right on!” he said

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

I like being a writer.

I know three people who have got better after a brain tumour. I haven't heard of anyone who's got better from Alzheimer's.