'Don't think of it as dying,' said Death. 'Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.'

It's no wonder most religions are born in the desert, because when men lay beneath that boundless night sky and look up at the infinite expanse of creation they have an uncontrollable urge to put something in the way .

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but her's curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.

I believe in reincarnation,” [Bjorn] said. I KNOW. “I tried to live a good life. Does that help?” THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN.

The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me.

Some of them wanted to sell me snake oil and I'm not necessarily going to dismiss all of these, as I have never found a rusty snake.