Everybody thinks the Government should be doing more about everything but just think how many of the bonuses which are quite rightly being dragged off certain people, just think to what good causes they could be put - wouldn't that be a lovely thought'?

Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's all because dozens of other poor buggers are doing all the real work around the place.

It must be hard for humans, forever floundering through inconvenient geography. Humans are always lost. It's a basic characteristic. It explains a lot about them.

Who knows what the future holds.

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour.

They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]