I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me.

It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.

As a species, we are forever sticking our finger into the electric socket of the universe to see what will happen next.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.

Most modern fantasy just rearranges the furniture in Tolkien's attic.

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.

Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.