If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

[Science fiction is] out in the mainstream now. You can tell by the way mainstream literary authors pillage SF while denying they're writing it!

I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And sex too, of course.

Life is a trick, and you get one chance to learn it.

We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am.