Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl.

If you don't know when to be a human being, you don't know when to be a witch.

Bill Door was impressed. Miss Flitworth could actually give the word "revenue", which had two vowels and one diphthong, all the peremptoriness of the word "scum.

If he'd been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, "That's what I call sorted!" Since he wasn't a hero, he threw up.

Young man, the games we play are lessons we learn. The assumptions we make, things we ignore, and things we change make us what we become.

When you're all singing together, it brings things together. I know the songs that my grandfather and my father sang.

And the new day was a great big fish.