I [...] vowed that rather than let Alzheimer's take me, I would take it. I would live my life as ever to the full and die, ยญbefore the disease mounted its last ยญattack, in my own home, in a chair on the lawn, with a brandy in my hand to wash down whatever modern ยญversion of the "Brompton cocktail" some ยญhelpful medic could supply. And with ยญThomas Tallis on my iPod, I would shake hands with Death.
Terry PratchettAnother priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from Dorfl."But the gods plainly do exist," said a priest."It Is Not Evident."A bolt of lightning lanced down through the clouds and hit Dorfl's helmet. There was a sheet of flame and then a trickling noise. Dorfl's molten armour formed puddles around his white-hot feet."I Don't Call That Much Of An Argument," said Dorfl calmly, from somewhere in the clouds of smoke.
Terry PratchettSometimes the crime follows the punishment, which only serves to prove the foresight of the Great God." "That's what my grandmother used to say," said Brutha automatically. "Indeed? I would like to know more about this formidable lady." "She used to give me a thrashing every morning because I would certainly do something to deserve it during the day," said Brutha. "A most complete understanding of the nature of mankind.
Terry Pratchett