Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.
Terry PratchettAnyway, if you stop tellin' people it's all sorted out afer they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.
Terry PratchettI wrote three books, I had three greenhouses. It seemed to me to be very satisfactory.
Terry PratchettMost horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist.
Terry PratchettIt was Carrot who'd suggested to the Patrician that hardened criminals should be given the chance to 'serve the community' by redecorating the homes of the elderly, lending a new terror to old age and, given Ankh-Morpork's crime rate, leading to at least one old lady having her front room wallpapered so many times in six months that now she could only get in sideways.
Terry Pratchett