The only thing more dangerous then a vampire crazed with blood lust was a vampire crazed with anything else. All the meticulous single-mindedness that went into finding young women who slept with their bedroom window open got channeled into some other interest, with merciless and painstaking efficiency.

Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple pie, or whatever particular delicacy their mother made. It had never occurred to him that they might do it because they'd get yelled at if they didn't.

He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe. Which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.

People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.

So, mistletoe, in fact, symbolizes mistletoe.

I dare say that quite a few people have contemplated death for reasons that much later seemed to them to be quite minor.

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.