It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.

This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

Botswana is also the only country in the world with a colour in its flag meant to represent rain (a sort of blue-grey). Not many people know this.

That's the Ankh-Morpork instinct, Vimes thought. Run away, and then stop and see if anything interesting is going to happen to other people.

There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.

He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.

A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.