I was a very keen reader of science fiction.

If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.

Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.

There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.

Granny Weatherwax was not lost. She wasn't the kind of person who ever became lost. It was just that, at the moment, while she knew exactly where SHE was, she didn't know the position of anywhere else.

Things just happen. What the hell.

Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!