I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to highlight the existence of good. I think there is more to this theory, but I tend to burst out laughing at this point.
Terry PratchettThe important thing about having lots of things to remember is that youโve got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you see? Youโve got to stop. You havenโt really been anywhere until youโve got back home.
Terry PratchettPeople who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
Terry PratchettNow that their long war was over, they could get on with the proper concern of all civilised nations, which is to prepare for the next one.
Terry PratchettLessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.
Terry PratchettAfter a while, another voice said: One, two, three, four- And the universe came into being. It was wrong to call it a big bang. That would just be noise, and all that noise could create is more noise and a cosmos full of random particles. Matter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord.
Terry Pratchett