A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.

I was just a kid then. But I won't forget. Nor will others. There's lots of people with reason to hate the Church.

If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.

I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.

Don't you *ever* let go?" "I haven't yet." "Why?" "I suppose... because in this world, after everyone panics, there's always got to be someone to tip the wee out of the shoe.

I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say "it was god's will" when granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow.

Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them. "Okay, lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?" This caused a cheer. "Ach, 'tis a good plan," said Daft Wullie.