Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

What's a philosopher?' said Brutha. Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,' said a voice in his head.

I don't read an awful lot of fiction and when I do, it tends to be lightweight stuff.

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

You're allowed to grant people into the darkness, but you must allow them to come out again.

The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.