Jeremy tried to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he was the kind of person who, having decided to be an interesting person, would first of all try to find a book called How to Be An Interesting Person and then see whether there were any courses available.
Terry PratchettIt was a backwards memory of an event in his future so terrifying that it had generated harmonics of fear all the way along his lifeline.
Terry PratchettThe 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine.
Terry PratchettPeople who used magic without knowing what they were doing usually came to a sticky end. All over the entire room, sometimes.
Terry Pratchett