The fastest way to travel is to be there already.
You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.
I stroll along, talk, I sign books, people buy me drinks, I forget where my hotel is, I get lost and fall into some local body of water... done it hundreds of times.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but her's curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.
You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that.
Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness is next to godliness. A rank loincloth and hair in an advanced state of matted entanglement have generally been the badges of office of prophets whose injunction to disdain earthly things starts with soap.