You get all sorts of people in the library, and the librarian gets it all.

There are, almost by definition, an unlimited number of Hells - potentially at least a personal one for every living sapient being.

It was, according to the history books, the fastest coronation since Bubric the Saxon crowned himself with a very pointy crown on a hill during a thunderstorm, and reigned for one and a half seconds.

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

...Roland de Chumsfanleigh (it wasn't his fault).

The mountains of madness have many little plateau of sanity.

Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.